There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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