- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man walks into a vagina

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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