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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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