- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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