- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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