- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Equal rights!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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