Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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An man walks to a bra

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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