- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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