black people swimming

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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cory is gay

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Denard Robinson

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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