What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

G:nock nock B:come in!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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