- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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