what do you call your mama at the gas station

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man did not like this site

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Roses are flowers.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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