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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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