- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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