- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are flowers.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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