- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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