Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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