- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Gay republicans

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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