A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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