- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why can't february march Because april may

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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