- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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