Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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