- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A seal walks into a club.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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