- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

The cream, it is coming

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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