- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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