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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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