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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ