- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Please don't shoot me

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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