did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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