- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.