- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Waffles ate my grandma

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

knock knock Goodbye

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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