- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

drugs.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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