- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

gay pom...

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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