- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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