yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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