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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Honk if you're Amish!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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