- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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