- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Balls

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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