What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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