- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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