How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Guest what in the butt

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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