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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

roses are red violets are blue

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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