How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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poopy is poopy

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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I love alchohol!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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