- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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