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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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