how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Donald Trump

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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