- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

run farther?

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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