Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's funny? Women's rights.

drew edminstin is a rat

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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