What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

mental kid

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Mooses

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what came first the chicken or the chips

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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