- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A American seeking into mexico

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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