- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A women left the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

you gay?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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