- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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