- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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