- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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