toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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