What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Women's Rights

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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