I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Asian women drivers...

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How come grilled cheese?

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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