A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Smeg...

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Jesus Christ

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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