Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Women's rights.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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