- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Cancer.

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