- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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