- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats green and lives in the water

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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