- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Jordan is pregant

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Ms Leong Sux

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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