- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

autistic kids rock

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Jesus Christ

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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