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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Wolfjob.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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