What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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