- Anti Joke

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender