- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

whats brown and booky a book.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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