Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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