What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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