ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

sucks Syntax...

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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