You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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