This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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