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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What? Huh?

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