a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

woman's lacrosse

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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