- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Feminism.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What is the difference?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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