Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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YO FACE

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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girls basketball

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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