- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What is green and slow Grass.

purple pickles

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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