- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Feminism.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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