Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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