FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Black people.

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