- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

I enjoy Popcorn

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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