- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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