- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How do you make a car? You build it.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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