- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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