- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A man died.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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