rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Fat people

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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