What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A fat guy!

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Please ignore this statement.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Anti Joke

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