- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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