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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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