- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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