What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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what did the farmer do? plant

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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