- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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