- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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