- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

your mom is so fat.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

stinky boner

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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