Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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